Meanwhile, in Shaq's bathroom.
Yeah, you drink that beer, buddy! It's well deserved.
If it fits, it works. (also known as 'Screw It')
Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.
It's a tough choice, save the princess or save your coworkers from BO.
It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.