Apple! You're too fat! How many times have I told you to go on a low-energy diet? See what you're doing to the poor middle man?
And just as they were programmed to do, all previous iPad versions shut down as soon as a new model was announced.
Common sense is the most commonly left at home item. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
You're charging together? Already?! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
OSX Snow Leopard only operates in certain environments.