Because one morning you'll wake up and realize this is the most effective way to get rid of your Nickelback discography.
Words With Friends while jogging: the new hotness. Yep, I just said hotness.
Huh, look at that. It's not turning on. What a surprise. ~NSHA
Be disappointed that the only thing you find important enough to power is your iPod. ~NSHA
Because that laptop behind you isn't work showing off.