Life-sucking, non-essential vices developed by corporate fat cats who trick us into buying more and more. Oh, and cigarettes.
"We're sorry, kludging is not supported by this device." ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Because one morning you'll wake up and realize this is the most effective way to get rid of your Nickelback discography.
Be disappointed that the only thing you find important enough to power is your iPod. ~NSHA