Hotel Safety

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Hotel Safety
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Coming across this alarm wouldn't alarm me one bit.

Sleep E-Z Security

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Sleep E-Z Security
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"I now sleep better at night with the help this state-of-the-art security system!!!"

I'm not sure. It'd "tic" me off every time they fell off by mistake.

There, Steal my truck NOW!! I dare you!!

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There, Steal my truck NOW!! I dare you!!
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She rides around with me all the time, and people always give me a hard time about it.

Just Run for the Stairs and Yell "FIRE!"

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Just Run for the Stairs and Yell "FIRE!"
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From the submitter:

"On the 6th floor of a condo I was working at. I checked all the floors, and they're all like this."

"Disconcerting" is the word we're looking for here...