There, Steal my truck NOW!! I dare you!!

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alarm,car,Mission Improbable,safety,snake
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She rides around with me all the time, and people always give me a hard time about it.

Hotel Safety

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alarm,carbon monoxide alarm,smoke alarm,tape
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Coming across this alarm wouldn't alarm me one bit.

Sleep E-Z Security

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alarm,burglar,burglar alarm,door,mints,night,security system,sleep,tic tac
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"I now sleep better at night with the help this state-of-the-art security system!!!"

I'm not sure. It'd "tic" me off every time they fell off by mistake.

Sorry, Screwdriver, It's Just Not Working Out

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ac,alarm,climate control,duct tape,screwdriver,smoke alarm,tape
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Tape is pretty clingy, but we just bond well, know what I mean?