There, Steal my truck NOW!! I dare you!!

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There, Steal my truck NOW!! I dare you!!
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She rides around with me all the time, and people always give me a hard time about it.

Just Run for the Stairs and Yell "FIRE!"

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Just Run for the Stairs and Yell "FIRE!"
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From the submitter:

"On the 6th floor of a condo I was working at. I checked all the floors, and they're all like this."

"Disconcerting" is the word we're looking for here...

Don't Knock It Til You Try It

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Don't Knock It Til You Try It
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By Christian Fischer
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You would think they would at least supply a spoon. Some common sense would be nice too. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Sorry, Screwdriver, It's Just Not Working Out

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Sorry, Screwdriver, It's Just Not Working Out
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Tape is pretty clingy, but we just bond well, know what I mean?