We ask all passengers with boo-boos and owies to please contribute to the structural integrity of our plane.
The plastic around the emergency exit came loose, they sent a technician on board to duct tape it back in place before we took off... yes, they let the plane take off this way..
Until 2 days ago, there was a whole battalion to help move this. AMERICA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???
The electrical wiring popped from the refuelling boom of your new Airbus A400M? Use some tape to stick it where it belongs! Just like the pros do!