Sure he costs a fair amount in diesel, but he shows up on time and always provides a ride. But like a real drummer, don't ask him to do anything in 3/4 time.
This little guy had a life-threatening illness and needed his leg amputated. Luckily, the doctors at Washington State University's veterinarian school came up with a plan that even a 12-year-old tortoise's HMO covered.
Set to the tune of Edvard Grieg's In the Hall of the Mountain Kludge King.
Here we see a guy using PA system to herd cattle. Not all fixes are duct tape and zipties!