Always remember, kiddies: lay down your boards at a 45-degree angle!

Sometimes, that art is done in the medium of music.

Popcorn Indiana has manufactured a device for their Popinator project that shoots popcorn kernels into your mouth whenever you say the word "pop." Using binaural audio recognition technology, its popcorn cannon is able to swivel to the exact 360-degree direction the voice came from. Aside from the typical voice fluctuation drawbacks you might face ("yeah, she's really popular- whoa! What the hell?"), it's a pretty darn neat little gadget. Think of it as Kinect for food!

It's got a head array to prevent your head from exploding from awesomeness. That's not what an array does, but it is now. Rumor has it Teddy Roosevelt rode around on one of these bad boys.

Haters gonna hate, winners gonna WIN!.

Because Pringles aren't complicated enough!

Is this real life?