This little guy had a life-threatening illness and needed his leg amputated. Luckily, the doctors at Washington State University's veterinarian school came up with a plan that even a 12-year-old tortoise's HMO covered.
Super effective against: rain, precipitation of any kind. Weak against: doorways, crowded sidewalks, sense of shame.
If you don't want to turn the meat manually, use a tool you tool!
Welcome to the future, everybody!
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY REPUBLIC CREDITS!
Well... at leas you can't say it's not clean.