Useless back switch gone, Useful 3 rear USB Ports installed!
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
In case you weren't angry enough already.
If Surge was still a thing, it would be put to perfect use here. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
New rule: If you see a piece of computer technology that predates the first time you turned on a PC, you are not allowed to touch it.
"Hey guys! Hey... hey guys! Guys! Let's make a USB stick, but let's make it as unwieldy as possible! Genius!"
Which is (once again, as alway, forever, etc.) what she said. ~Not-So-Handy Andy