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A collection of clever comebacks that destroyed their recipients | Can do $250? 3 min ago Only have 100 15 s ago Then don't need bill counter

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Ouch indeed.

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Sometimes people nail it.

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Clever Comebacks From Witty Masters Of Words

A good enough clever comeback is art.

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Sometimes a comeback just hits right.

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Clever Comebacks From Savage Silver Tongues

Nothing like a good comeback to melt our icy hearts.

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