So Majestic!

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Dating Fails: Thar She Blows

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Autocowrecks: We're Porpoisefully Reminding You About Valentine's Day

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I'm not sure whether I should squee or puke...

Autocowrecks: Emojis for the Pun Assist

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It's a good thing she likes nerds... but how much nerd can she handle?

Autocowrecks: Whales Within Whales

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The last one is actually a whale who's thinking about his whale wife who's carrying a whale baby. It's so cute I sqwhaled.

Ugh, worst pun ever.

Autocowrecks: Life Without Whales

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The poor soul. Life without whales is like life without expensive gadgets. Actually, it's the same thing.

Dating Fails: A Whale Of An Understatement

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