The Michelangelo pair just kept on making terrible puns all the time, they had to discontinue the line.

Colonial Medical Assisted Devices would have you believe that their deodorizing pads will help you with your gas leaks. All we know is that it'll definitely look like you have some extra junk in your behind - if you know what we're getting at.

I mean, when you really think about it, aren't all of our clothes invisible, in a way? No? I didn't think so either.

First the pants, then the world!

Keep your friends close, and your portables strapped firmly near your jumblies, as the old phrase goes.

I'm no puritan, but it's a little ridiculous to see people walking around with their sponges showing like that.