As everyone knows by now, Wendy's is the be-all-end-all for Twitter brutality masquerading itself as a fast food company. But let's get down to brass tacks, this is just a weird form of advertising. It doesn't really make us want to eat square burgers and finger chili, but man, the replies are gold tier. It's a hard phenomenon to place. It feels weird and gross to watch sporting goods stores and food brands use word mercenaries to compete for attention, but at the same time, it's absolutely sur…

Nothing funnier than overwhelming debt.

A silly chicken thread

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The 'Ronaldo' statue all over again.

Bring our your dead!

Seriously, give the poor birds a chance.

When it comes to advancing human scientific achievement, we must dare to be bold. And KLobstar has done just that, throwing a Big Mac in an Air Fryer for about the same duration as a feature-length film. It's a good reminder that we can all answer the call of science, and no person is too small when it comes to furthering our understanding of the natural world. He also ate part of the burger. Smells like a Nobel prize. And burnt ketchup.

A definite flavor blast from the past.

James is a gem.

That's some pure, uncut, quality dad behavior right there. This too-wholesome-for-its-own-good twitter thread has dads from all over sharing some potentially unflattering, but highly endearing glamor shots of themselves after their daughters got at them with make-up. For some extra wholesomeness, here are some wholesome memes because everyone deserves a nice break.

The internet is a whirlwind of people's thoughts and fears about anything from the nature of reality to their own dwindling health. But sometimes, sometimes they'll get into the real meat of what it means to be human. That's weird errant thoughts about clown death, truly stupid but honest takes about windshield wipers, and discussions of the time Alice Cooper almost shot Elvis. It's those delectable funny tweets and tumblr gems that kick the day up a few notches.

These clever tweets nail the essence of what it means to be married.

Frodo the cat?

Our lives are stressful enough as it is. Could we stand up for ourselves and face our problems head on? Yes, but maybe tomorrow. Here are people's stupid, clever, and absurd observations on everything from Build-a-Bear to beta fish. These hot takes are boiling lava hot, so handle them with care. For more, here are some other funny tweets to build character and cultivate strength.

Hopefully none of these ring a bell.