That Hit Me Right in All Four of the Bodily Humors

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When Stephen King Thinks Your Life is Scary, Things Might Have Gone Wrong

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What to do When Stoners Take Your Signs

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The True Purpose of a Mall

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This Poor UFC Fan Had No Idea How Right He Would Be

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In less than 24 hours after this tweet, Anderson broke his leg in a major UFC bout that could only be described as "OWWWW OW OW OW TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF OH NO LEGS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY OW OW OW." The photo in question is too cringe-inducing for this site. Google it. You've been warned.

Please, Don't Let Canadian Pop Happen to You

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One Hot Pepperoni

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