Witty wisecracks about your work life are essential to shift survival

There's nothing like sitting back with a fresh cup of coffee in a soft, comfy chair as the warmth of the morning sun soaks into your skin. Basking in its scarlet radiance, you contemplate the ensuing day and where, on which paths, it might take you. Of course, most of us replace this idyllic morning routine with the instant gratification of doom scrolling social media… in a still dark room, immersed in the white light of a phone screen, our brains hooked into the dopamine stream before we're ev…

An incredibly public display that may have resulted in multiple contractual and privacy breaches occurred on Twitter between Twitter CEO Elon Musk and a developer, Halli, after the developer enquired about his employment status on the platform following radio silence from the social media giant. The exchange resulted from a viral tweet from Halli, who claimed that they had lost access to their work computer nine days prior—yet there had been communication from the HR department, which also wasn…

After all these years, Twitter has never lost that chaotic element that has always made it so uniquely horrifying to me. I've never been a huge contributor to the platform myself - partly owing to the fact that my 0 followers would have me throwing thoughts into a void, but I've never quite found a way to establish any sense of a community on the platform. Everything is outwards flowing due to the very nature of a ‘tweet’, and in a world where zingy one-liners, drama, and persecution are king,…

This woman tweeted a screenshot of a message she received on a dating app roasting her for the duration that she has been on dating apps. The match recognized her from years (and matches) past and didn't hesitate to call her out. “I've seen you on dating apps for years now. You crazy or something?” the message challenged. While it's true that prolonged or repeated presence is an indicator of a lack of success, there can be a wild variety of reasons for that. Plus, two can play at that game. As…

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A collection of funny Tweets and moments from Twitter