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Someone Made a Horrific Trump Troll Doll With a Weird Little Troll Dick and Everything


Hope you're ready to never sleep again because someone made a little Troll doll out of that reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last year, so that he could make the lives of marginalized children unsafe

Chuck Williams has opened up a Kickstarter to fund the manufacturing of this mini Donald Trump. It stands about five-inches tall, has really stupid hair, and holds a little iPhone, which is technically incorrect because everyone knows that Trump refuses to give up his insecure AndroidCalled "The Official World's Greatest Troll," Chuck's abominable creation has already brought in over five times more than needed to produce that little baby dick. And, ugh, would you look at this thing?


Horrible. 

Want to own one for yourself? You can preorder this little gross grabber over on Kickstarter. Bring this butt home.

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This Troll Who Got a SPAM Text Is Fighting Back For All Of Us

There are few things worse than getting a SPAM text. It's like:

  1. Murder
  2. Getting robbed
  3. SPAM Texts

So when we see someone taking the SPAM back and opening a can of SPAM on a SPAM account, it makes us want to celebrate by throwing the word "SPAM" into this sentence one more time. This person got a scam SPAM text, and decided to respond with a little SPAM of their own, mostly involving ferrets. You'll like this. 

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Ridiculous Craigslist Conversation Over a Kitten That Ends Up Being a Rabbit Is Comedic Gold

Epic Craigslist Trolling

Well, I guess Trix aren't for kids after all. Hey that's not a short-hair, it's a short hare! Alright, for real, I'm done. I'll see myself out. Honestly, these are just the kinds of ridiculous Craigslist inspired conversations I liiiive for. Buyer A, entirely unsuspecting, happens upon a first class troll who proceeds to confuse the shit out of them by bending their conversation so out of whack, it's almost something of a wonder they didn't pawn off the rabbit without knowing it. 

Screen shot of very funny and long Craigslist chat between someone looking for a free kitten and a very funny troll.
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Merriam-Webster — Yes, the Dictionary — Is Savagely Subtweeting the Shit Out of the Trump Administration

If you look up the word "Troll" in a Merriam-Webster dictionary, is there just a picture of a Merriam-Webster dictionary? 

Merriam-Webster has been spending the first week of the Trump administration going all passive-aggressive on the bizarre public persona of Trump and his staff, hoping to clear somethings up, so that "facts" don't get confused with "alternative facts."

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Watch This WWII Vet Shut Down a Reporter Who Tried to Explain WWII to Him

via Reddit

Certain people just know more.

If you have a question about food, ask a chef. Want to know about space, listen to an astronaut. And when a WWII makes an analogy to WWII, assume they know what they’re talking about.

Someone should’ve told Politico reporter Eric Gellar, who decided to correct Former Congressman and World War II veteran John Dingell.

Comparing Trump’s cabinet picks to kamikaze pilots on Twitter, Dingell was making a fairly clear observation when Gellar decided to peak his history-splainin’ head in the mix. Well, the exchange did not go well as Gellar went down like an Axis plane in a dogfight.

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Other Sports Teams Are Seizin the Chance to Further Roast the San Diego Chargers New Logo on Twitter

In case you missed the news , the San Diego Chargers are with San Diego no more, and officially movin onwards to Los Angeles. Best of all in this whole shitshow of a logo rehaul...the team retraced their steps after getting roasted seven ways from Sunday on Twitter. That hasn't stopped other teams from continuing to troll the ever livin' shit out of 'em. Phew.

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Troll Launches Into a Hilariously Absurd and Detailed History of Breasts in Porn

I'll bet you woke up today and said, "Today i'm going to learn an absurd history about breasts in porn." Well if you did, we've got you covered.
Sweater muffins, fun bags, whatever you call them. 'vargas' is an expert.
'vargas' is one of the most famous goofs, gaffers and trollsters active on the internet today, a hilariously beautiful resource for some completely ridiculous and absurd laughs and a prime example of some grade-A modern 'light' trolling.

Warning: Mildly NSFW

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