So, the LEGO Star Destroyer model is a Real Thing (for a mere $400) that I had no idea existed. Looks like I found a new way to burn a weekend!
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See, at first I thought this was a tazer marketed towards children to use in self-defense, which seemed like a fairly irresponsible thing to do considering they've been known to give the elderly and weak of heart permanent damage - or kill them.
But using a tazer on rowdy children? There's a market for that, I'm sure.