The Vermont Teddy Bear Company is Selling a "50 Shades" Bear. We're Doomed as a Species.

Favorite
funny-valentines-fails-teddy-bear-50-shades
- -

That image is completely 100% real. The Vermont Teddy Bear Company, long-time sellers of adorable bear products, is selling a Christian Grey teddy bear - apparently fully licensed. The parade of sadness continues on their official tumblr, which features forced memes of the bear making terrible sexual puns:



Why, you may ask? Because #brands, yo. Hashtag brands.

Show Off Your Softer Side

Favorite
shoes,teddy bear,poorly dressed,camouflage,g rated
- -

Bear Kidnapping in Progress!

Favorite
teddy bear,transportation,cars,dangerous,fail nation,g rated
- -

Only Open In Case of Emergency

Favorite
teddy bear,emergency,toys,after 12,g rated
- -

Dating Fails: Romance At Its Finest

Favorite
aww,bad words,dating fails,fine,Hall of Fame,teddy bear,Valentines day
- -

Valentine's Day is just around the corner, and romance is in the air. Use lines like this to woo whoever you're sweet on! And when it inevitably backfires on you, send us a video of them dumping you so we can post it here!

Teddy Bear FAIL

Favorite
failboat,innuendo,stuffed animals,teddy bear,Things That Are Doing It
- -

Macho Fail

Favorite
bed,macho,racecar,sword,teddy bear
Recaption See All Captions
- -

This guy is trying to seem all cool and macho with teddy bears on a car bed.