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Via: Hipersuperchannel
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Look, I've only ever been knocked out once in my life, and it was by a sumo wrestler, so I know exactly what this dude is going through.

After taking a shot from a sumo you go through five stages:

  1. Denial — There's no way I just got knocked out by a sumo
  2. Anger — When I get up, he's donzo
  3. Bargaining — Please, PLEASE, don't let me die here.
  4. Depression — It's hopeless. I'm going down. 
  5. Acceptance — This is my life now. I live on the floor.

Watching this sumo go through these stages is painful and hilarious. Enjoy it. 

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Via: Laughing Squid
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French pastry chef Pierre Hermé made the treat as a part of the France-Japan Friendship Cup. Forget the title, gimme that cookie!

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Good story though http://www.herald.ie/national-news/city-news/woman-in-sumo-wrestler-suit-assaulted-her-exgirlfriend-in-gay-pub-2231315.html