So many bullets dodged.

Every relationship has its own things.

Oh no.

Not all job opportunities are created equal.

Well that doesn't go there.

Try to stand up without making a noise.

Are you smarter than an 8th grader?

Yikes.

It's all fun and games 'til your kid has an actual sword.

People always talk about how important it is to live life to the fullest and do as many things as possible. The inevitable outcome is that about half of those things aren't exactly gonna be worth it. Sure, things not working out sometimes is the price of admission for doing anything at all, but it sure sucks to learn that you don't like bungie jumping while actively bungie jumping. And then there are the “activities” that are more like situations that last more than a few years. Sometimes those…

Sometimes it wasn't their fault. Sometimes.

Why are people like this.

Credibility annihilated.

Everyone has something.

Are you serious.

Now how rare is it to see someone go "awooga?"