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A collection of funny tweets from people on Scottish Twitter | tweet by Andykerr_ Dae u ever git smell u can only describe as ootside like someone comes house outside n ur like u smell ootside'

Funnies From The World Of Scottish Twitter

Scottish Twitter never lets us down!

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A collection of Twitter replies to people sharing their ugly Christmas sweaters. Christmas sweater made of colorful wigs with the wording hairy Christmas written across the back

Ugly Christmas Sweaters That Are Total Winners

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Chipotle educates a vegetarian who thinks that chorizo isn't meat, on Twitter | been vegetarian since age 12 just had chorizo and 's so good! Texture and flavor is exactly like real meat! ChipotleTweets Do mean Sofritas? Chorizo is meat Becky

Chipotle Educates Vegetarian On Twitter

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Guy's Twitter thread about his experience with dog following him around in Skyrim is perfect representation of the game. | Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton worst part Skyrim found dog whose owner died cabin, and then course had adopt dog bc not monster 9:34 PM 04 Apr 16 TweetDeck 8,121 Retweets 24.9K Likes Patrick Lent O· 04 Apr 16 v Replying PatrickLenton @PatrickLenton and fucking love this dog, but wondering around trying solve quests and save world and junk, but this good dog

Guy Shares Hilarious Story About His Skyrim Adventures

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Woman tells hilarious story about a Pomeranian dog in funny Twitter thread | Text - Merry Priest (rhymes with Cherie Priest) @cmpriest Things overheard whilst a zippy Pomeranian named "Chunk" escaped his yard and chased after me while I walked Greyson and Lucy this morning. A thread:

Woman On Twitter Tells Hilarious Story Of Runaway Pomeranian

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A fun and informative Twitter thread on bathroom breaks in outer space. | Mary Robinette Kowal MaryRobinette Let's talk about peeing space. Several people response my NY Times essay, have said women couldn't go into space because lacked technology them pee space. 11:00 AM Jul 19, 2019 73.9K 31.2K people are Tweeting ab..

Fun Informative Twitter Thread On Bathroom Breaks In Space

Don't eat the milk duds.

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A man shares a Twitter thread about his observations on his first proper Christmas. | Mohammad Hussain @MohammadHussain Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching have my first proper Christmas am approaching this with anthropological precision. Here are few observations.

Twitter Thread: A Man's Observations On First Proper Christmas

Happy holidays to all.

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People that were fools online and got served an extra does of reality | Adrian Adriviix 1h Replying CyberpunkGame Fun fact game is gonna die lest then year if don't bring multiplayer 242 2721 65 Witcher O @witchergame ·52m Ok. Q 42 27 102 1,611

Clueless People That Got Extra Large Servings Of Reality

No coming back from that.

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A collection of funny moments from legendary internet troll, Ken M | HAMBURGERS NO DELAY -N-OUT -N-Out Burger Company Ken M N-Out Burger Yesterday at 4:50am happen ketchup dippers Like Comment Share -N-Out Burger O Thanks post, Ken use standard ketchup packets at all our locations welcome give us call at (800) 786-1000 if have any questions. Thanks again! Colene Like Reply 22 hrs Ken M well on friday store out potatoe fries so had dunk our fingers into ketchup dip Like Reply 21 hrs -N-Out Burger

Comedy Gold From Legendary Comments Troll, Ken M

Ken M is such a rascal.

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A collection of the funniest posts from people using the Nextdoor app | Thanksgiving is over is now acceptable put up Christmas decor. On my command, open flood gates.

Hilarious Holiday Posts From Neighbors On Nextdoor

Tis the season.

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A collection of extra cringeworthy moments lifted right from Cringetopia. | males who cheats more? boys or girls? multiple times ever cheated before? | are not here This is cartoon FlatEarth101.com EARTH IS FLAT

Extra Cringe Moments From The Land Of Cringetopia

So much cringe, so little time.

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A Twitter thread about various hilarious bits in relationships | livebloggingmydescentintomadness Follow Sophia Benoit @1followernodad Literally nothing on earth is better than repeatedly doing bit partner doesn't like 10:51 PM 26 Jun 20 Twitter iPhone Brona C. Titley @bronactitley 13h Replying 1followernodad Whenever my wife mentions being gay scream GAY at her, as if just learnt first time 14 t7 91 3,947 Rich James @richjamo 20h Replying 1followernodad Whenever my wife comes into room working

Twitter Thread: Hilariously Dumb Bits Between Partners

This thread's gold.

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Times that people didn't recognize Tony Hawk | Tony Hawk @tonyhawk TSA agent checking my ID Hawk, like skateboarder Tony Hawk exactly Her Cool wonder he's up these days this

Times People Didn't Recognize Tony Hawk

A true living legend.

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A collection of tweets that encapsulate adulthood. | Swishergirl @Swishergirl24 Welcome adulthood. Hope enjoy panic attacks.

Tweets About The Emotional Rollercoaster Of Adulthood

Oh, to be young again.

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A cat eats a magical cookie, and then pure ridiculousness ensues | Carmine Deville @Carmine_Devi. 14h Replying Carmine_Deville Firstly wanna preface this by saying she's fine, because this cat is an indestructible Dumpster Demon TM with stomach steel. Her father raccoon and her mother ate and shat nails. She'd fight god half stale bagel and win. Carmine Deville @Carmine_Devi 14h Secondly, this is on because fully aware both my garbage monsters would eat entire actual trash can and all its

Twitter Thread: Daring Cat Eats Magical Cookie, Adventure Ensues

A barely sentient breadloaf.

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Fool makes ridiculous claim about sunscreen, gets burnt in the comments | this is my smug definitely not going get sunburned today look. flash forward 3 hours later and had chills being so burned. wear SPF, kids | SPF causes cancer! Try beach umbrella 00 Like Reply 6 1 Yesterday at 1:21pm Well 's just empirically not true. Like Reply 61 Yesterday at 1:44pm unrelated Like Reply 61- Yesterday at 2:29pm Do some research own before accuse people not speaking truth please. Just trying inform. Thanks.

Man Makes Ridiculous Sunscreen Complaint, Gets Burnt

The research was done.

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