Behold, the internet.

Sparkly.

‘And you wonder why you are so fat’

It's some kind of a sign.

They at least makes us feel smart.

Indubitably.

They tried.

Get outta here, boredom.

It's big.

Got 'em.

Impressive.

They didn't even know rules exist.

We need a break from reality.

Oh, cool bro.

It's the dadliest catch.

So what exactly is a para-social relationship? Urban Dictionary might describe it as a sex move that involves an entire parachute. But really it has to do with convincing yourself that you actually have a personal relationship with a celebrity or bit of mass media that has no idea you exist. Sort of like this interaction right now, but not really. Because that would imply that you actually like us, which is not a terrifically solid claim. Where this might apply here is that when we read other p…