When you're a 4000-year-old immortal, you're bound to have your share of sexual experiences. Just be careful when explaining that to your decidedly human significant other.
WARNING: Some language not work-safe.
When aged 15 it's high time you discovered where all of a woman's parts are, otherwise you may embarrass yourself when you admit that you think everything comes in and out of one hole.
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