Garin is, by all accounts, a good student at Archbishop Mcgrath Catholic School in Bracla, South Whales, UK. But sitting just below the surface is a layer of mozerella cheese.
According to Garin, AMCS uploaded a picture of him writing with a piece of cheese:
What is happening at this school that they are replacing school supplies with snack foods? Are they painting in art class with pudding cups? Counting Totino's Pizza Rolls instead of using a calculator? Playing Bugles instead of a bugel?
The school, who seems to have removed the picture, has commented on what they're calling "#Cheesegate":
But as Garin says: