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Twitter Tears Mia Khalifa Apart After She Makes Untimely Joke About Gordon Hayward's Ankle Break

Gordon Hayward tragically broke his ankle after jumping for a ball in the Boston Celtics home opener. Players were clearly rattled even as the game continued and the wind seemed to be taken from the games sails. (Video at the bottom of the list)

The break will be utterly devastating for both Hayward and his team this season, we hope he makes a full recovery. 

Mia Khalifa took to twitter shortly afterwards to crack a joke about how Hayward was a 'sacrificial lamb' which left Celtics players, family, and fans in a social media frenzy. This included Al Horford's sister who was quick to put Mia in her place. 


Twitter Tears Mia Khalifa Apart After She Makes Untimely Joke About Gordon Hayward's Ankle Break
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Ivanka Trump's Getting Mercilessly Roasted For Claiming She Went Through Punk Phase

Ivanka Trump went and awakened the fiery wrath of (real) punks everywhere when she claimed in her mom's memoir, Raising Trump, that she went through a hardcore phase in the '90s. Can't make this sh*t up, guys:

During my punk phase in the nineties, I was really into Nirvana. My wardrobe consisted of ripped corduroy jeans and flannel shirts. One day after school, I dyed my hair blue. Mom wasn't a fan of this decision. She took one look at me and immediately went out to the nearest drugstore to buy a $10 box of Nice'n Easy. That night, she forced me to dye my hair back to blond. The color she picked out was actually three shades lighter than my natural color… and I have never looked back! ---- Google Books

Yeah...so she's as hardcore as it gets dudes...she had blue in her hair AND she wept tears of profound sorrow over Kurt Cobain's death. Let's just say the punks of Twitter had something to say about all that:

Ivanka Trump's getting roasted by Twitter trolls after claiming she went through a punk phase.
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15 Brutal Roasts That Burned People to Ash

These people willingly submitted themselves to being brutally roasted on /r/roastme and their wishes were granted. 

These are some of the top roasts of the week from the subreddit, neatly condensed into this little thread. 

Brutal Roasts That Burned People to Ash
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This Guy's Getting Roasted Like Crazy For His Ridiculous Outfit Selfie

Little did this lad know that when he took to social media to share what he thought was a particularly tastefully-assembled outfit, he'd proceed to get roasted to utter oblivion. The trolls of Twitter stepped up to pile on the colorful insults with an extra layer of spice. 

This guy's getting trolled like crazy on the internet for his ridiculous Internet selfie.
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McDonald's Is Getting Roasted On Twitter After Introducing Millennial Ingredients

Last summer McDonald's announced that they'd be introducing kale and Sriracha aioli to their burgers, and that said ingredients were "millennial-approved." Naturally, the fine and creatively-inspired trolls of Twitter have since stepped up to dual-troll the sh*t out of McDonald's AND Millennials. Gotta hand it to them though, cause these millennial stereotypes are pretty on point. 

McDonald's is getting roasted alive on Twitter after introducing ridiculous series of "Millennial" themed ingredients.
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These Kids Created A Roasting Book And People Are Loving It

Sometimes kids just do the darndest things, and this ranks right up there as one of our favorite little devilish ploys to date. These kids are clearly going places, and we absolutely need to see the rest of this genius piece of literature. 

Kids create a roasting book and people are loving it.
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Seth Rogen Slides Into Donald Trump Jr.'s DMs To Roast His Dad, Again

Leave it to Seth Rogen to step up and aim for comedic relief, amidst the maddening media-driven chaos storm that followed the allegations that Harvey Weinstein sexually assaulted multiple victims. He's poked fun at DJ Trump Jr., and this might be his best work yet. 

Seth Rogen slid into Donald Trump Jr.'s direct messages to insult his dad with brutal accuracy.
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