Me in real life.

'Tis the season to be jolly, after all.

I smell a catfish.

Okay, we'll settle for seven and a half.

Sure that happened.

To that one coworker (you know who you are)... act your wage.

Facts.

Positive reinforcement is not always effective.

Better come sooner than later.

It's not a glitch.

iPhones are fine and all, but sometimes I think the best age of technology was when people had iPods and Razor phones. Phones/texting and music used to be in separate places (but today's kids don't know about that…just kidding, we all know you can Google anything in .5 seconds). Or, there was the intriguing mid-2000s era when we had green iPod nanos and cell phones with a slide-out keyboard, which gave us a lot of quirky looking flip phones. Technology seemed so exciting back then! Today, we ha…

There's nothing like a pie chart to represent the truth!

Our eyes hurt a little from all the cringe.

Buh-bye, logic.

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