Foreign policy should put you on your ass, so keep up with Pundit Kitchen's LIVE Debate LOLs, tonight!
Politics is messy business. With the first presidential debate tonight, there's no better way to celebrate the mess than by getting incredibly drunk.
Naturally, the Internet is reacting to the debates the only way it knows how -- by creating a multitude of alternate drinking games. If this one doesn't tickle your fancy, you can try this, this, this, or this.
HAVE IT, CANDIDATES.