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The World Outdoes Itself and Releases the World's First "Smart Condom," a FitBit for Your Penis

Well, it's come to this a the world's first Smart Condom.

Now before you go slapping thing on your little dickie, you should know that this isn't really a condom, so much as a FitBit for your wiener. It is a ring that slides over your condom and tracks your thrust velocity, calories, burned, the amount of times you had sex, your girth, and can even detect chlamydia and syphilis — perhaps the only two useful things it does. This does not, I repeat does not, act as an actual birth control measure. It's just gamifies your sex life. 

People are on the fence about this thing, but they definitely like making fun of it.

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Getting excited for Logan, which hits theaters this weekend? Have you already plowed through all 600 X-Men movies and crave more?

Well, you're in luck because Wolverine and Professor X were on The Graham Norton Show last weekend, and it was as exciting as any X-Man can be. They were talking about — what else — Patrick Stewart's penis. 

Watch Hugh Jackman lose it to this story about Patrick Stewart's penis and, more specifically, the time when Patrick Stewart discovered that he wasn't circumcised.