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daddy longlegs penis fossils This Daddy Longlegs Trapped in Amber is Having a 'Hard' Time
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Have you ever wanted to see a 99 million-year-old spider penis? I bet you thought that wasn't even an option but here it is, preserved in amber:


Most spiders use a modified leg to procreate but the harvestman, also known as a Daddy Longlegs, has a special attachment for that sort of thing that is normally hidden inside the body of the spider. This ancient Daddy Longlegs is unique, he is the first to be found in such a 'passionate' stance and the shape and size of his baby maker has prompted researchers to declare a new family of arachnids based on this finding. 
funny fail image sweden has a snow penis problem
Via: @Brosner85
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Some prankster in Gothenburg's Kungsparken park used the early snowfall as a canvas to draw a giant penis on top of a layer of ice. While other residents are offended, the Park officials are unable to clear the creative snow-art due to it only having a thin layer of ice left leading to it. You can read The Local for the full story.



Update: It's even bigger now!

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Sofian Khan, professional dick photographer, is here to help you out. Check out a 'dickumentory' trailer that Khan is in below.

The Dickumentary from Capital K Pictures on Vimeo.



Sick Burn of The Day: Debra Messing Retweets Unsolicited Peen Pic For Justice
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Actress Debra Messing really doesn't want to see your peen.

Exhibit: A

Exhibit: OMG she just tweeted that to her 257,000 followers!

The Will & Grace star apparently received this picture from a gentleman on Instagram. She didn't appreciate his unsolicited nudity, so she had a message for the Internet.

RESPECT WOMEN.

RESPECT YOURSELVES.

But don't send the peen.

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