"Surrender now or prepare to bicker and smile passive-aggressively at your opponent!"
Oops, I mean fight.
In case you missed last night's debate... It's okay if you did, I understand. You might have been in a "bind," schedule-wise.
The only thing missing -- Biden's disruptive laughter.
Bonus: Here's the Gregory Bros.' behind-the-scenes madness.
Ready your beverages -- the candidates take the stage at 6 p.m. PST/9 p.m. EST.
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Mitt Romney joked while campaigning in Michigan early Friday morning that "no one had ever asked to see his birth certificate."
The joke not-so-subtlely invoked the "birther" controversy. The Twitterverse is now abuzz with witty repartee, shooting jokes back at Romney which invoke his status as a wealthy, white bread, tax-dodging fat cat.
Follow out the latest #FutureMittJokes.
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