"Hello? Oh thanks for calling me on Mother's Day!"

Answering imaginary texts is something totally different though.

Okay, so, if you love your mom, this shouldn't be too hard, right? But what if you don't really get along with your mom, or you don't have much spare cash to spend? You can't just not get her something; she's put up with a lot of gross stuff from you over the years. Don't worry, we've got you covered. Sort of.

Moms may not always be good with technology, but they were good at putting up with your crying ass at 4:30 in the morning for like two years, so have a little patience when they ask you how to send an email.

... and woke up pregnant...