Here's a massive load of glorious moments that won't fail to make your eyes retreat into your skull in terror. Why? Because we care.
Consider this a life guide on what not to do.
Having grown up with a last name that is often mocked for having components of phallic innuendo, I can relate to these poor souls a little bit. Like I can't even imagine what kind of verbal abuse they went through growing up.
I like to imagine each of them lead lives similar to the Boy Named Sue.