Bacon Fried Oreos: Because You Didn't Want to Live a Long Life Anyway

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I don't want to blow your mind or anything, but the key to the recipe is to wrap the Oreos in the bacon... then fry them together. I know. It's nuts. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be in the corner dying while thinking about thse.

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Scare of the Day: Angry Gorilla Rams Into Glass at Nebraska Zoo

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The cage must be made with gorilla glass.

A silverback gorilla did not enjoy being filmed in his pen at the Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska on Thursday, so he gave the cameraman a little scare.

The uploader said the animal was already irritated and had just been in a fight with one of the other gorillas prior to this “attack.”

So all of the paparazzi pushed him over the edge.

You can watch the video above. Wait for it…

This Dude Made Love to a Tree and Tried to Stab a Cop Because of a Terrible New Drug

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The substance is called Flakka, and apparently it makes bath salts look tame in comparison. This guy here reportedly did the nasty with a tree, claimed he was Thor, and then attempted to stab a police officer with his own badge before being taken town.

Remember kids: Winners don't use drugs, and neither do Asgardian deities.