"There's a space shuttle blocking the highway."

"Johnson, you must really think I'm stupid, don't you?"

In case you haven't heard, there's going to be a solar eclipse on Sunday! My understanding is that the closer you are to being in that red area the more of the solar eclipse you'll see.

As a point of reference, Seattleites will be seeing 83 percent of the sun's surface covered around sunset, while some national parks in the direct line will see a 95 percent eclipse.

Pluto's had enough of the exclusion.

Should have gotten the ones with the sexy lady silhouette, just so ET doesn't get any ideas.