Wish you were riding a horse instead of a bike? Now you can at least make it sound like you are! Put Trotify on the front of your bike, and watch as people turn their heads in disbelief only to be slightly disappointed/mildly amused that a bike was approaching instead of an actual horse. King Arthur totally could have used one of these. Sorry, Patsy.

Alright, everyone pack up their Timeline and go home. There's nothing more we can do with it.