Ever meet someone and their voice just doesn't match their face? Yeah, it's kind of like that...

Who's to say Miley Cyrus' new 'do WASN'T made by a blind and deaf person? We tried contacting the real Helen Keller for information, but all we got was the cryptic message "lksdfh clkhc'ds klwh;dv"

Okay, so that's a song title from the other M.C.