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Girl Live Tweets Cringe-Soaked Date With Old Man She Met On OkCupid

OkCupid never fails to keep things outside the borders of reasonable expectations. This extremely awkward live tweet tale captures the weirdness of the dating app perfectly. What do you think though? Did she pass up an opportunity to enjoy the sexual services of an old dog with 80+ years experience, or dodge a tired and hungry bullet?

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Woman Live-Tweets Epic Saga of Lady Brutally Breaking Up With Her Cheating Boyfriend

We've come across our fair share of the live-tweet breakup craziness (see exhibit A here), but damn the effort, attention to detail, general longevity of this here disasterpiece just blew the others out of the water. And the list that the enraged girlfriend has for why her cheating boyfriend's some scum of the earth is some Hall of Fame-level shit. Enjoy. 

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Woman Live Tweets Hilarious Account of the Train Wreck That Was 'Fyre Festival'

For those who haven't been paying attention the biggest train wreck in history of festivals has just occurred. The obscene level of FAIL goes right down to the very name of the festival itself. The ironically named 'Fyre Festival' advertised itself as a decadent paradise with ridiculous prices ranging from $12,000-$250,000 and the result is the biggest dumpster fire we've ever heard of.

But we'll let Iron Spike take it from here with the live tweets. 

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Dude Goes on Date With Former Olive Garden Manager and Live-Tweets Hilarious String of Employee Secrets

When an Olive Garden runs out of breadsticks, complete and unadulterated (World War III level) chaos breaks out; that and so much more was revealed in what might be my new favorite live-tweet experience of 2017. Stoked this person shared all these juicy deets. 

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Guy Sees His Picture In Fake Obituary, Proceeds to Share Crazy Story on Twitter

As far as wild stories go about people stealing other peoples' photos in shady acts of violating privacy/general identity theft; this one ranks right up there at the damn top. Not only was the poor guy's photo being pawned off in a 'fake obituary', but even worse it turns out it's being used by some immoral pastor with a potential side chick, who is trying to cash in on life insurance or something. The fuuuuck man, it's a truly crazy world we live in. 

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Dude on Twitter Live-Tweets Hilarious Breakdown on the Perils of An Orgy

The consistently comedically gifted WeNotSucks hopped on Twitter yesterday to run a relatable analysis on the ups and downs of an orgy. His thought-stirring stream of tweets actually managed to spotlight the likely concerns of any sexual deviants out there considering giving the group sex thing a run. Initially, you'd kind of assume any thirsty man out there would jump at the chance of uninhibited group sex, but the further you get into this dude's thought process, the less that seems true!

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