This makes me so uncomfortable

Kids say the darnedest things, don't they? That complete lack of filter can simultaneously be the most hilarious, embarrassing, and cutting thing on this planet. There's nothing worse than being on the receiving end of an incredibly perspective comment from a child. There's something about the truth that a child perceives that leaves you utterly defenseless and without any recourse or response. After all, it's not as if you can respond with an insult back… Then you'd just be the adult that was…

When "Get off my lawn!" is a rational request—rather than a disgruntled outcry from an aging croquet enthusiast.

I guess having 7 children in 9 years hardens you because wow, I would not want to be stuck in an elevator with this lady.

Everyone has that weird thing they would eat in their household as a child, but usually, you grow up to realize that what you were eating was really not normal. That's when you embarrassingly retire that delicacy so as to not draw attention to your bizarre food preferences. Unless you're this woman's husband, who will seemingly never stop putting ketchup on his pasta instead of, say, marinara sauce. His wife unloaded her feelings on Reddit's r/TrueOffMyChest subreddit under the name u/nicorn_ .…

Judge internet presides.

This guy takes issue with having to spend time at home with his kid when his wife needs to go out

Oh boy.

Oh yeah, that.

The 13th reason why not to have kids…

They'll learn someday.

Kid's haunted.

What's their deal?

They were on the right track.

What a delight.

"Meet my son, Dump Truck."