The terrorists win. Thanks a lot.

Fun fact: This noble sea creature was going to be our National Animal until SOMEBODY decided that both the Freshwater Dolphin and the Wild American Turkey were inferior to the mighty Bald Eagle. Lame.

Summer's here! Sit back, relax, and enjoy A Cheezburger Summer!

Make sure to have a good wet, hot, American Cheezburger summer right here!

Remember kids, have a fun and safe Fourth of July. Don't do anything crazy like this guy - unless it makes for a totally sweet picture.

What, you thought that we would celebrate American Independence Day on Cheezburger without some truly patriotic cats? You poor, deluded fool.

Happy Fourth of July, WINners! Head on over to After 12 and start your pre-gaming for the fireworks tonight!