ice cream

Via: checkmate3001
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"I once dated a Native American girl. She did not like it when I would eat her ice cream. This was waiting for me when I opened it up. Needless to say, I did not eat her ice cream again."

Via: Vox
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ASTRONAUT ICE CREAM IS A LIE. Don't suffer through that chalky nonsense because you think it'll bring you closer to astronauts, because they never ate it.

Via: Washington Free Beacon
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It looks like Ben & Jerry's is going to release another politically-themed ice cream. In the past they've rolled out flavors like 'PrObama' and 'Yes Pecan!'


Well, this go round they're aiming to release 'Bernie's Yearning,' which would feature a "big disk of chocolate on top, covering the entire top and below it is just plain mint ice cream. The disc of chocolate represents 90 percent of the wealth that's gone to the top 10 percent over the last 10 years."


Ben Cohen went on to suggest that "You take your spoon and you whack that big chocolate disc into little pieces and mix it around," meant to symbolize a more equally distributed U.S. economy, one where everyone gets their share.