Times change, but album jackets stay the same. There was an era when what America wanted was dudes in suits singing about God, as well as family bands featuring women with the largest hair that you ever did see. For quit a few of these people it feels like the whole religious aspect was more of a stepping stone to get their ventriloquism careers off the ground, but how can we judge? it's not like you see us putting in the time to learn how to drink a glass of water while making a doll tell peop…

Behold, my empire of sugar and dead ants.

Most of them seem like a bad idea.

Paging Hades and Terry Pratchett...

Next stop, Ant Crusades.