How Angry Birds might have looked if they came up with the concept in the '80s.

I knew that English/Scrabble double major would come in handy somewhere!

Even if I get testy when you interrupt me in the middle, and even if I occasionally and compulsively lie about my addiction. Okay, so maybe I have a problem.

Hey kids, have you heard about that one game that everyone seems to be playing? What are your thoughts on it?

We've already heard about cats who play app games, but can they possibly compete with a bearded dragon? I mean, this guy can use his freaking tongue. HIS TONGUE.