Watermelon Tragedy of the Day: Watch This Watermelon Truck Get Demolished by a Train

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Something Tells Me This Won't Help Your Potassium Problem

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Dashed Hopes

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Then Someone Asked Where the "Boned" Fruit Was

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Gonna Take Vegetables Down to Zero!

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Aaaaaaaand Nope!

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... I Just Wanted to Squeeza...

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Is that so much to ask? Oh god... I need a minute...