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Via: Albert Cruz
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The guy filming this is 'just trying to be a good camera man', and I'm over here wondering how far his head was up his own ass to think that the vertical angle was the perfect play. Outside that horrid mistake, his commentary is the highlight of the laughably chaotic backyard brawl. 



This dude's that loudmouthing, gum-flapping, perpetually provocative court jester we'd all cross paths with at some point or another in a Call of Duty pre-game lobby. You know, the one that has all the energy and enthusiasm for the banter, but none of the passion to actually join up in arms. 



Outside the commentary, this 'epic fight of 2017' looks more like the beer-soaked, white-girl-wasted brawl that ensued at the most recent high school senior year kegger, where one bullish bro lit a fire up under another thin-skinned bro's ass for talking smack about his Snapchat story after publicly mocking him for snail-like beer shotgunning abilities. Or something mindlessly stupid like that. 

Via: TXStreetfights TV
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In this case, the headline manages to pay forward necessary justice to the ludicrous insanity of this streetside 'altercation.' Not so sure on the context of this poorly-clothed meltdown, but I'll take a gander and assume there was a supple amount of auto-get-triggered-tequila-shooters, and/or other judgment-blinding substances ingested, before one chick swooped in on her friend's eye candy for the evening, or talked shit, or refused to call the Uber XL ride home. 



To make matters more severe the cops try and break up the ferocious catfight by macing the living hell out of the enraged brawlers involved, and even spray them in their lady parts. Yes, you read that right. Unreal. 



One viewer goes so far as to point out, "Can we take a moment to appreciate the cinematics in this thing? This has to be the best camera work i've ever seen film a street fight." Gotta say I agree. Are there awards for street fights that make us as viewers reassess what rock bottom looks like, or what? There should be. 

Via: Mitchell Wiggs
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What is this, the first scene of RoboCop? Are these two arguing about the OCP take over or something? Do we need more RoboCop references on Fail Blog?

These are questions only I have the answer to, and you'll find them out soon. But i nthe mean time, why don't you check out these two cops fighting each other, and see, for literally the first time anywhere, one cop repremanding another cop. 

Also enjoy these RoboCop gifs.

via YouTube

via Reddit

 

fail massive bar brawl
Via: Tommy Arkle
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There's nothing like going out for dinner with your family. Little Sally, Billy, and wife and/or husband all putting on their Sunday's best, loading up the family caravan, and dreaming of the array of affordably-priced menu items on the way to the restaurant. 

But imagine, if you can bear it, having those dreams dashed. When you open the door to your local Sizzler, Red Lobster, or Ruby Tuesdays to a massive, 100-person bar fight. 



According to The Sun, this humongous brew-ha-ha was started by a mistaken identity, at a bar in Trowbridge, England. But it makes you wonder, maybe we should've just gone to Chili's. We could be eating a plate of sizzlin' fajitas right now. 


Via: ViralHog
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When you're a small business owner, you've got to protect yourself. So when this dude came into a smoke shop and kept telling the owners that he had a gun and was going to rob the place, you best do it and get out. 

Unfortunately for that dude, he didn't anticipate this family of crime fighters to put the kibosh on it. He also didn't anticipate the owner's jump kick. 

Here's the full story from the description:

"My daughter and I were on shift at Tracks Smoke Shop in Elmwood Park, NJ. Guy walks into the shop around 6:15PM. Soft spoken, hoodie on. First thing he says is, "I have a gun and can rob you (taps his chest), but, that would not be the right thing to do." He proceeds to pick up different items and look at it while mumbling the same things repeatedly, " I have a gun and can rob you." My daughter Jazmin and I humored him with his questions about different products as we did not want to agitate him until we could safely call someone or the police. I was waiting for an opportunity to call my son Jonathan back to the store to help us allow the guy to leave quietly. When Jonathan arrived about five minutes after I called him, he came with his dog. Once Jonathan engaged the guy (as seen at the beginning of the video),I immediately went to the back office and called the Elmwood Park, NJ police department and was explaining to the dispatcher what was going on when I saw the guy put the gun on the counter and reach into his pocket to pull out the cartridge to load it. I then told the dispatcher to send the police immediately and ran out to assist Jonathan and Jazmin. When I returned, Jonathan was telling the guy to get out of the store. The guy kept saying he wanted his gun which Jonathan had successfully grabbed from him. We told him to step outside the store first and we would return it. He finally stepped to the front door but not outside. The police arrived at that moment and the guy then walked outside and started walking away. The cops intercepted and he resisted. It took five police officers to contain him. He was then arrested and subsequently released less than 24 hours later pending a hearing".

Via: TMZ
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Reports are already coming in that all three involved in the brawl were finally kicked off the plane, and permanently banned from the airline. 

Via: www.youtube.com
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Red card!

Soccer is serious business, especially at the high school level, and especially when dads are involved.

Speaking of which, this video of two dads going at it at soccer match in Gran Canaria, Spain. This isn’t your typical soccer dad fight, though. This is a no-punches-pulled, closed fist fight, where one dad has his world rocked. It was two fathers of players on opposing teams, so you know this had to be worth teaching your kids such a valuable lesson about sportsmanship. 

That must’ve been a fun a ride home. Well, at least for the one that didn’t end up in the hospital.

Dads.

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