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😂😂the way he runs away yelling

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You've got to hand it to our shrieking, pussy fart of a rat bastard in the red polo tee here for shamelessly tapping out of a fight by quite literally submitting himself in the fetile position. It's so pathetic I'm almost, almost impressed.

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Nascar Got Really Interesting When Kyle Busch and Joey Logano Got in a Fight at the Kobalt 400

Nascar, for the most part, is just driving in circles. Sorry, dudes, but it's true. It's not that fun to watch, unless of course there's a fight, which there was yesterday. 


Apparently, Joey Logano bumped into Kyle Busch on turn four, causing Busch to spin out and costing him the race. Obviously, Busch was none to happy about this and decided to thank to Logano personally after the race with a little punch in the face. 

Logano described the incident saying: 

I don't know. I was racing him right there at the end with our Pennzoil Ford. … Kyle and I usually race really well together and don't have any issues. He tried to pin me down into the corner underneath Brad. We about crashed and I was still trying to gather it up in the center. I was going to spin out, so I'm trying to chase it up (the track) and he was there.​

Here's the incident itself:


But people on Twitter described it as the best thing ever. 

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Some wild and crazed folks were having a notable Sunday Funday while out at a fine IHOP establishment in Fort Meyers, Florida. There you go again with the steady procession of explicit behavior Florida. Pull your shit together. Witness the cop who wasn't having any of the messaround, right around the 2:20 mark. 

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The guy filming this is 'just trying to be a good camera man', and I'm over here wondering how far his head was up his own ass to think that the vertical angle was the perfect play. Outside that horrid mistake, his commentary is the highlight of the laughably chaotic backyard brawl. 



This dude's that loudmouthing, gum-flapping, perpetually provocative court jester we'd all cross paths with at some point or another in a Call of Duty pre-game lobby. You know, the one that has all the energy and enthusiasm for the banter, but none of the passion to actually join up in arms. 



Outside the commentary, this 'epic fight of 2017' looks more like the beer-soaked, white-girl-wasted brawl that ensued at the most recent high school senior year kegger, where one bullish bro lit a fire up under another thin-skinned bro's ass for talking smack about his Snapchat story after publicly mocking him for snail-like beer shotgunning abilities. Or something mindlessly stupid like that. 

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In this case, the headline manages to pay forward necessary justice to the ludicrous insanity of this streetside 'altercation.' Not so sure on the context of this poorly-clothed meltdown, but I'll take a gander and assume there was a supple amount of auto-get-triggered-tequila-shooters, and/or other judgment-blinding substances ingested, before one chick swooped in on her friend's eye candy for the evening, or talked shit, or refused to call the Uber XL ride home. 



To make matters more severe the cops try and break up the ferocious catfight by macing the living hell out of the enraged brawlers involved, and even spray them in their lady parts. Yes, you read that right. Unreal. 



One viewer goes so far as to point out, "Can we take a moment to appreciate the cinematics in this thing? This has to be the best camera work i've ever seen film a street fight." Gotta say I agree. Are there awards for street fights that make us as viewers reassess what rock bottom looks like, or what? There should be. 

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What is this, the first scene of RoboCop? Are these two arguing about the OCP take over or something? Do we need more RoboCop references on Fail Blog?

These are questions only I have the answer to, and you'll find them out soon. But i nthe mean time, why don't you check out these two cops fighting each other, and see, for literally the first time anywhere, one cop repremanding another cop. 

Also enjoy these RoboCop gifs.

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There's nothing like going out for dinner with your family. Little Sally, Billy, and wife and/or husband all putting on their Sunday's best, loading up the family caravan, and dreaming of the array of affordably-priced menu items on the way to the restaurant. 

But imagine, if you can bear it, having those dreams dashed. When you open the door to your local Sizzler, Red Lobster, or Ruby Tuesdays to a massive, 100-person bar fight. 



According to The Sun, this humongous brew-ha-ha was started by a mistaken identity, at a bar in Trowbridge, England. But it makes you wonder, maybe we should've just gone to Chili's. We could be eating a plate of sizzlin' fajitas right now.