Looks like we have a new Grumpy Cat on our hands.
YouTuber Onur Armagan tried to impress the Internet this week by showing off his massive whoopee cushion. (Note: It is very impressive.)
But his furry little friend was not as excited about it as he was.
“My cat hates me,” he writes in the caption. “I think she’s secretly been planning my demise since 2011. It’s only a matter of time.”
At first this just stinks, and then it’s music to your ears.
A comedy duo from Australia called the Shonky Brothers have turned some flatulence into a “7-tone fart symphony.”
One of the brothers named Loz, recently farted, and the two realized there was something very special about it.
When the audio is slowed down, as demonstrated in the video above, it becomes recognizable as a major seventh arpeggio in the key of B flat.
It’s “the greatest fart I ever did,” Loz writes in the video.
You can listen to the final product below, which he calls his “Magnum Anus,” and even make it your ringtone!
Yes, I am 12 and I still think horse farts are funny. Sorry.
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