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A quick Tumblr post appreciates riddles | teaboot love weirdly specific rules go with answering riddle. Like Have Two Eyes But Cannot See Am And answer's supposed be word 'iridescent' because 'two s' right, but like. Why can't answer be like guy with really bad cataracts. Someone wearing blindfold. My uncle's dog. Like why does gotta be deep teaboot have face but no eyes lips or nose am Slenderman. Next

A Quick Tumblr Post Appreciating Riddles

Riddles are a ball.
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A quick Tumblr post defends the English language | theaustinstollhaus people go off about English is worst language just wanna point out few things Our future tense requires only one word (looking at Spanish Words don't change meanings depending on tone (Cantonese don't live some bizarre Beauty And Beast world where give inanimate objects genders (romance languages, German)

Quick Tumblr Post Defends English Language

English ain't all bad.
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A collection of various English language attempts that failed miserably | ofools not gonna say again BOG is wetland is acidic FEN is wetland is alkaline vampireapologist FINALLY someone said quasi-normalcy SWAMP is wetland whose vegetation consists trees or other woody plants MARSH is wetland with other forms vegetation lesbianshepard LITTLE LOUDER PEOPLE BACK

Attempts At The English Language That Failed Miserably

Words are hard.
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A collection of AskReddit replies to people's struggles learning English | arnoldone 12h Why are there words even though they are spelled exactly same, they are pronounced different based on context guy is an invalid, he is bound his bed strategy used is invalid shouldnt have ever been accepted read every night read whole book while on plane.

AskReddit Thread: English Language Rules That Baffle People

English is weird.
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A quick list shows off the struggles of navigating the English language | English Game: place word "only" anywhere on sentence She told him she loved him. parkourtoyoutoo: shadowwraiths: Ladies and Gentlemen English Language are doing? STOP. THIS IS NOT FAIR | If can correctly pronounce every word this poem will be speaking English better than 90 native English speakers world. crimsun Dearest creature creation, Study English pronunciation will teach my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and

Quick List Appreciates English Language Struggles

English is hard.
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Short Tumblr thread explains how shorthand writing works | Red @redgermz Saw this on Facebook and sent my brother, who is pharmacist. Unsa man na b 10:29 AM Paracetamol atrophied Using Gregg Alphabet as reference can see most letters atrophied" are present. But why no "o" vowel, and why is "ph" written as "f Simple shorthand cut out all vowels word writing down, with exception words BEGIN or END with vowel (hence at start being present or like atrophied make more readable sound could be harder

Quick Tumblr Thread Explains Shorthand Writing

Seems just a little bit unnecessary.
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A collection of fun and entertaining tidbits from the English language | im really pissed palindrome isnt palindrome backwards Ah, yes but emordnilap is word! An emornilap is any word spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples emordnilap pairs include:

Fun Tidbits From The English Language

Oh English, you beautiful language.
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Funny and interesting observations on languages.

Funny Observations on Language that are Frustratingly Interesting

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Funny and literal translations and phrases from different languages.

People Share Overly Literal and Goofy Translations from Various Languages

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A collection of confusing sentences and definitions that show how the English language makes no sense at times.

The English Language Being Infuriatingly Confusing (39 Images)

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Lyrics to Smash Mouth's "All Star" but translated into Aramaic and back into English.

Smash Mouth's "All Star" Translated Into Aramaic and Back Into English Proves The Song is a Timeless Banger

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Various authors on Twitter are bonding with overused phrases that they find in literature.

Writers Bond On Twitter With Painfully Overused Phrases

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texting with person who can't eat crustaceans or crushed asians

23 Embarrassing Spellers Who Need a Dictionary for Christmas

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words and phrases that don't exist in the english language

19 Non-Native English Speakers Share Phrases They Wish We Had

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weird english rule

20 Incredible Uses and Misuses of the English Language

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teacher roast with memes

Lucky Students Get The Option To Roast Their English Teacher With Memes

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