Oh man, I can't wait to hide snacks and treats in that extra leg. That should be usefu - WAIT A MINUTE.

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS OR TAP ON THE GLASS. THANK YOU. The council for Weird Asian Stuff thanks you for your courtesy.

What's worse than one Borat-style mankini? Well...

I mean, this night of casual sexytimes isn't going to get rolling on its own.

Don't worry, I'm sure they make some in your size.