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amazing beer pipeline in bruges belgium transport thousands of gallons of beer
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Now this is a pipeline worth fighting for.

As oil pipelines threaten the drinking water and land of the Native Americans here in the states, pipelines in Belgium are threatening sobriety. The world’s first legal beer pipeline in Bruges, Belgium carries 1,000 gallons, the equivalent of 12,000 bottles, of beer an hour from the brewery to the bottling planet two miles away.

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This is not the first beer pipeline. There was at least one illegal one operating during Prohibition, in which a 6,000-foot hose was found under the streets of Yonkers, NY in 1930.

This perfectly legal pipeline, however, starts at Halve Maan beer brewery, one of the country’s oldest. It opened in 1856, and thanks to a crowdfunded campaign, the brewery was launched into the 21st century with a brand-new beer pipeline.

According to Atlas Obscura, “The 500+ donors received a priceless thank you gift: free beer for life. Today, visitors can glimpse a section of the pipeline through a transparent manhole cover cut into the cobblestone street.”

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This Photoshop Battle Of a Drunk Guy on a Fence Is as Powerful as His Wedgie

It's clear that the man in this image has made many mistakes, one of which was to buy industrial strength underpants. We hope he'll be okay once the inevitable hangover wears off, but in the meantime his picture sparked a glorious photoshop battle.

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Via: @kelsooo216
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Look at that long luscious mullet tho. His son's friends were probably just too distracted by that beast to have any shot at bracing for a little bit of good 'ol fashion 'icing.'

Via: Christina O
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This poor old Uber driver went through a literal hellride. The insides of her car must've smelled like the underbelly of a Smirnoff distillery. You've gotta love the ups and downs we witness here -- at one point our starring crazy drunk lady almost seems like she might try to become besties with the driver, before she gives in to a full-fledged, slurred, sh*tshow of a breakdown.

At least she got to Jack In The Box though, amiright?...