"Okay, okay, we'll think of someone different. How about that one Beatle with blonde hair and glasses? No? Maybe Robert Palmer. Him too? Well, why not Amy Winehouse? The kids are mad about ... ARE YOU SERIOUS? When?"
When you're picking out something special for your something someone special this Valentine's Day, make sure you say it right. Like talking about death, that's SURE to get him/her/them/it in the romantic mood.