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It can't be easy to send an email. In between all the pressures of modern life, who has time to actually look at the picture you've attached and read the email that you just composed, especially when it's something important like Valentine's Day. That's rough.

We're not totally sure if this dude ever found out that this happened, but he accidentally sent a picture of some really inappropriate cookies to his office to encourage them to bring something for a Valentine's Day party. Ew, boy. That's embarrassing.

How are you going to explain "You need to trim," "Your dick smells weird," and "Your mustache is stupid" to Fred from HR. Everyone knows that mustachioed moron has an overgrown pubic region and really smelly dick. 

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The Great Grocery Store Cookie Debate of 2017 Is the Twitter War We Deserve

Finally, a fairly ridiculous argument over something not wrapped up in politics---never thought I'd see the day. I've always loved these thick-frosted bites of sugar-rush-to-the-bloodstream goodness, but apparently that's a bit of an overkill for other, less appreciative swine out there that care about silly things like their physical health. And thus the stage was set for the Great Grocery Store Cookie War of 2017. Meanwhile, I'm over here with a newly awakened, blinding, wild hunger for a box of these ASAP; and also bothered, this is even a question up for debate. Many a night of my reformative youth was dedicated to greedily stealing at least 80% of these cookies from the box when my parents were foolish enough to put 'em within arm's reach/buy them in the first place. Surprised my teeth haven't fallen out yet. 

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This Oddly Shaped Cookie Cutter May Turn Your Bake Sale Into a Flop, but the Reviews Are Hilarious

Wow, that cookie cutter shape sure looks familiar. It's supposed to be a rainbow with a pot of gold at the end but it seems a little misshapen. What are we thinking of.... Hmmm. Oh. Right.

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