Your sex tonight was sponsored by Bounty, now go fetch some to clean up your mess.

As if Rick Santorum's political aspirations didn't have enough problems, one of his supporters said on live television that everyone's making too big a fuss about silly things like sexual rights and just shove some aspirin up there, like they did in "his day."

Courtesy of Pundit Kitchen, your one-stop shop for political LOLs (because there's so very, very much to LOL at).

Obviously, someone in Stanford University's Parking & Transportation Services isn't getting any.